what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

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