What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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