- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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