the redsox

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Knock knock

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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