- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Your mom is so nice.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

You bumder!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So a horse walks into a barn.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Anti Joke

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