Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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