- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

This statement is false.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

i just pooped that is all!

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

I? Everett

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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