Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's 9+10? 19

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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