- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Ben Corbishley

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??