Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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