why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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