- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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