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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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