A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Hello

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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minorities

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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