- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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