- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I had friends on the Death Star.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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