Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Youre mom is so dead...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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This is not funny.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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