- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

scientology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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