- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Who invented apple? God

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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