- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

GONNA

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jews

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family