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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A man did not like this site

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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