- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Irish sobriety

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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