- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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