- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

whats white and looks like paper paper

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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