- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

boobs!

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

penis haha

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why is the ground wet It rained

Politics

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

woman's lacrosse

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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