Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

butt sex

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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