Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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im @ work, LOL.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Anti Joke

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