Dogs

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Women's Rights.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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My name is Jeff

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woman's rights

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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