- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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