Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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