What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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