Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

what goes woof ? A dog.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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