Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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