what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

You know whats funny Aids

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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