What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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