What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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NAACP

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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