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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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