Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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