Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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