- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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