The FCC

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Guess what? Bananas

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats white jizz

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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