What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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