- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

your life

No thank you, I don't like violence

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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