how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Justin Bieber

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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