- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's 9 + 10 19

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Poop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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