What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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charlie sheen

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My Boyfriend

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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