Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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knock knock come in!

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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