- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

An Asian man fails a math test

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Vagina cream... end of story

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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