A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Title IX

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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