- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A black man has a job.

Trump will make America great again.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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