- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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