- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

President Donald Trump

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Dusters blow stuff.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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