- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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