Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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