- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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