- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Are you gay? No. Ok.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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