- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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