- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Justin with a hat.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Vagina cream... end of story

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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