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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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