- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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