- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

100 chefs walk into a bar

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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