- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what is orange? an orange

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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