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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

How do you spell eight? 8

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Everybody will die

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