Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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your mom is so fat.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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