- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

I once did something.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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