what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Dig Bick Your dislexic

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

women's rights

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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