how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

being sober in a bar fight

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

This is funny.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

I work at jcpenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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