- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A Serbian Film

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

I LIKE TRAINS

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

sfdg

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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